Equal hotness = some spanking, mumbling dirty things
1 level hotter = Talking dirty (even if it’s embarrassing), wearing silly shoes
2 levels hotter = some weird butt-related things, kissing feet, yelling “Take it, bitch!”
3 levels hotter = pretending to be racist, having sex over and over ’til it’s unpleasant
4 levels hotter = three-way with same-sex person, filling pants with ice cream
5 levels hotter = peeing in a bathtub, wearing a zipper mask, punching each other
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ETA: It occurred to me that this may not make much sense. The "levels hotter," of course, refers to the prerequisite relative hotness required to get a partner to do stated things. As in, you need to be at least 4 levels hotter than your partner for her/him to be willing to fill her/his pants with ice cream...m'kay, carry on.
The world suddenly makes so much more sense.
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