Further Notes on Anonymity

Mastergote will not lie, he is afraid of the internets. He fears their slippery tentacles and their grabby hooks. However, Mastergote also knows the secret of internet anonymity, the achilles heel of virtual connectivity. That achilles heel is Google!

Google, dear readers, does not know anything *first hand* and only relies on second-hand information, a.k.a. "links," a.k.a. "hearsay." Google does not bother with real sense-experience, preferring, instead, to let the world do its feeling and thinking for it. Google does not know that Mastergote exists (try it!), and so Mastergote can continue saying goodbye to his arm and deconstructing his sausagey leg casings in relative peace.

And so, feeling protected by a shroud of second-hand silence, Mastergote has joined a nudist colony. Meet Mastergote's new friend, Lamar:


Lamar does not even have a blog. We are in love.