Showing posts with label AWKWARD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AWKWARD. Show all posts

12/25/11

Statistics

My least favorite thing in the world is when people brag about page numbers. In person or on Facebook, it only leads to the listener/lurker feeling bad about her/himself, because the nature of academic life is such that you are constantly aware of the impossible task of reading everything you need to know or writing down everything you want to say. It's not academic neuroticism; it's the nature of knowledge. Still, hearing the number of pages somebody managed to bang out in a day makes one feel pitiful, a loafer, a slouch. No matter whether the pages written were any good or had a thousand long block quotes taking up all the white space, or if the book they read had pictures or was written by the Dr. Seuss of their discipline. No matter. Internal monologue: OH GOD, WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY TIME?!

And so, it is with the mental health of all my numerous and sundry Facebook friends and at the sad expense of my few, so very few but loyal blog readers, that I announce the birthweight of Chapter 1. I'm sorry to do this, friend(s), but I have to. For all the times I thought, hmm, well, if i can squeeze out 25 pages for each chapter, add 10 pages for intro and conclusion, tack on a hefty bibliography and images, maybe I'll just clear a respectable 150 pages???, I announce to you:
Chapter 1: 73 pages, not including 59 images.

*I do not know this baby.
BOO-YA!

4/29/10

I cannot contain it any longer


I love this blog, and I don't care how weird that is that I sort of know this girl from friends through friends. That blog is genius.

3/12/09

Toothy Carrot Soup

Totally unintended product placement.

People! MasterGote totally shocked himself today by improvising a recipe and having it turn out good. Like, really good. Sweet, sweet vindication goes well with a little peppery carrot soup.

Some background: I watched this awkward interview the other day and decided that 1) in addition to providing me with sufficiently indignant, yet pleasantly humorous updates on the apocalypse, Rachel M is, indeed, the cutest; 2) Martha S totally has a crush on Rachel, resulting in her uttering responses such as "Oh, really? OK"; and 3) carrot soup sounds kind of easy to make.

Carrot soup, as Martha tells us, requires a blender and two cups of broth. Check and check. Remember aerial reconnaissance? That was the prewar Bundesrepublik Fungusbrothia. Made using both fresh white mushrooms and dried shiitakes from Bella's trip to Switzerland. (Um, yes, that chocolate is long gone...)

So, to sum up, I modified Martha's recipe a little bit and, though I did not try her version from the TV machine, I was shocked (in a good way) when I saw and tasted mine. The key to this carrot soup with a kick are: mushroom broth (instead of regular), a lot of pepper and ginger, additional greenery, such as dill and parsley, to deepen the orange color and make cute little green flecks, and ixnay on the milk. The whole thing took about one and a quarter episodes of Rachel, or about an hour.

Here's how it was done:

1) Chop up a bunch of carrots into circles and half-circles to fill a deep soup bowl.
2) Heat up 3 T butter in a soup pan and add half an onion (chopped). Cook for a bit, and then add the carrots, one clove garlic (minced), a chunk of ginger (grated), sea salt, a good amount of ground black pepper and then a little more, and a couple of pinches of brown sugar. Cook the veg until the carrots start to soften up, suck up the butter, and get a bit dry. (The carrots, not you, dahling.)
3) At this point, add about 2 cups mushroom broth and keep cooking until the carrots get baby-tooth soft, around 15 minutes, or a Rachel interview with Cindy McCain, a story about the Dutch baseball team beating the DR twice in the World Baseball Classic, and Just Enough Pop Culture with her friend Kent.
4) Once the carrots are nice and soft, add some chopped parsley and dill into the mix, and cook a little bit longer, like through the Cocktail Moment and the commercial.
5) Forget the milk, and blend the whole thing in your loud loud loud blender.

Pretend like Spicy Squid Salad never happened.