Google, dear readers, does not know anything *first hand* and only relies on second-hand information, a.k.a. "links," a.k.a. "hearsay." Google does not bother with real sense-experience, preferring, instead, to let the world do its feeling and thinking for it. Google does not know that Mastergote exists (try it!), and so Mastergote can continue saying goodbye to his arm and deconstructing his sausagey leg casings in relative peace.
And so, feeling protected by a shroud of second-hand silence, Mastergote has joined a nudist colony. Meet Mastergote's new friend, Lamar:
Lamar does not even have a blog. We are in love.
5 comments:
It's nice to know that your shroud of anonymity has given you the courage to explore the exciting world of goat porn.
Excuse me, that's g-o-t-e, gote. And I would appreciate you not belittling my and Lamar's love with the vile label of "porn." That is a separate and private matter.
Oh, yes, VERY private. I can see a whole LOT of "private"s in that picture :).
Besides, I'm not the one who is suggesting that to call a relationship pornographic is to belittle (be-bleat-le?) it. I think what you have with Lamar is lovely - just a little odd and probably not suitable for children (or kids, if you will) under 18.
Lamar! So that's where he's got to.
He owes me maaa-alimony. For three kids.
Tough titty, sister. Lamar is mine.
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