7/1/09

Summer!


Oh, kitty kats, I'm sorry I've been m.i.a. It's been a busy time and if I know anything, it's that summer's too good to waste at the computer.

I'm going on a little trip and will be back 7/10. In the meanwhile, watch this: ArtFem.TV

More pictures and sounds upon return.

xo.

6/14/09

Then and Now

Sunday was a marathon theater day: the Russian production of Tom Stoppard's Coast of Utopia at the Russian Academic Youth Theater. That's 9 hours of romanticism, revolution, and intense(ly ridiculous) love triangles, people! And not to brag, but even after a serious week of dacha-ing and watching the entire first season of Workout the night before (what? shut up!), this gote did not once fall asleep.

In point of fact, though, the production was really good - fast paced, spare but expressive set design, scene changes done using a mini-cast of singing, dancing, marching, saluting, silent history-making commoners who transformed themselves and the stage with the turn of historical tides (peasants in the 1830s, workers and seamen in the 1840s, later young revolutionaries in the 1860s). The translation was good, too. Not surprisingly, it all sounds really good (if not better?) in Russian. And it was strangely appropriate that the Russian actors actually had real Russian accents when they spoke English in character, the way the historical figures would have (but as far as I remember, the American actors didn't).

There were two moments of extended applause (aside from the long standing ovation at the end):
1) in response to a line from Hertzen about his jealous lover getting angry at him for being unfaithful in her dream (those crazy women!)
2) and for a line from Turgenev to a young nihilist about the practicality of Pushkin over a manual on treating hemorrhoids (great Pushkin makes you forget your earthly ailments; the manual just reminds you of them. Get it? Life is cold, brutish, and short - read your Pushkin!).

Anyway, on a slightly different note. I was reading a book on the train home when I heard what I thought was gunfire further down the car. People scattered, as one might expect, and three (Turkish? Central Asian?) guys dressed in going-out clothes rushed toward a (white Russian) guy dressed in shorts and a tshirt and holding a beer bottle above his head. Instead of getting into a fight right in the middle of the car, though, and while everyone else was running to the other end of the car, an older couple went toward the guy with the bottle (who looked pretty wild-eyed and about to snap) and proceeded to physically isolate him from the others and talk him down through the next five stops.

From what one of the women who was sitting nearby told me, the three guys had been "acting obnoxiously," laughing at the shorts guy or something, and he just snapped and tried to break the bottle against the metal pole (but couldn't). What do you expect, she wanted to know, if he's got some inner hatred "for them" already? The "so-called national question."

More than the sudden threat of violence, I was really surprised by the old dude's immediate action in handling the situation. The way he didn't just run to the other side of the car, but used his grandfatherly skills in making the angry racist guy calm down by standing in front of him (physically blocking the other three), patting him on the back, putting his arms around him, saying soothing things, and shaking his fist at the three would-be bottle victims. (What was that about fathers and sons, Tom?) Of course, I'm also disturbed by the way the story is being told (how were they "taunting" him, exactly? being dressed a certain way? laughing amonst themselves? being non-white?). And as impressed and relieved as I was to avoid witnessing more violence, such a response does not convey how totally unacceptable the guy's reaction was in the first place. Perhaps that's a bit too much to ask though, given the circumstances.

6/12/09

Nature Time


Odilon Redon, Buddha in His Youth, 1904

5/14/09

Just So We All Know

Macs can get viruses. And so can people.

At least we can keep each other company.

___

Okay, that was brief, because it was blogged from McDonald's. The first McDonald's in the USSR in fact. A beacon of hipster hairdos, monster lines, pretty nasty McFlurries,* and free wi-fi.


Also, the place I met the awesome computer repair man today after he came to my house, picked up my laptop, took it home with him, recovered all my data, installed a new operating system, and then ran all my crap through anti-virus software to make sure this doesn't happen again. Guh.

Let's take a paragraph to note how strange it is that somebody will totally come to your house within 2 hours and do all this shit for you and then meet you at McDonald's the next day to give you your laptop back. Enh?

However, let's also take a paragraph to note that downloading and installing routine updates on a mac can in fact screw things up. As in, you can get a virus on a mac. Whaaa? Apparement, mes choux.

So, can I just say, and it is not just because I'm writing a paper about temporality, but 24 hours without a laptop makes things feel so weird. Like instead of opening a web browser, I have to stand up and walk over to the balcony and look out the actual window. And then I have to go over to the bed and lay face-down on it for a while. Then I can go back to the table, think of a phrase, and write something else on my sheet of paper with my pen. Time... feels... so... slow... when... it's... not... getting flushed down the crap hole of the internet. If only there was some way of learning that lesson.**

I've now spent over an hour downloading widgets and other software and trying to remember and re-categorize my bookmarks toolbar. It's like crack for the ocd and easily-distractable.

But, most of all, I am happy that I have not had to regurgitate my entire paper from memory. That would have been i-n-s-a-n-e.

Here's a poem that describes what would have been the outcome of that:

Heaven-Haven

a nun takes the veil

I have desired to go
Where springs not fail
To fields where flies no sharp and sided hail
And a few lilies blow.

And I have asked to be
Where no storms come,
Where the green swell is in the havens dumb
And out of the swing of the sea.

Gerard Manley Hopkins

Caspar David Friedrich, Monk by the Sea, 1809

Good night!

*No crumbled Heath Bars, M&Ms, Oreos, or whatever other crap I imagine goes into one of those; just chocolate, caramel, or strawberry sauce. Seriously, strawberry? Can you even imagine what that entails? I'm imagining a microwave.
**Yes, I realize how that sounds. I know.

5/7/09

I Don't Like You, Sherrie Levine and Richard Prince

As members of a generation steeped in mass media and nurtured in graduate education, and following the general collapse of established values in the sixties and of revolutionary idealism thereafter, they thrilled to suggestions that their automatic sophistication could see through, and dissipate, the antediluvian authority of their elders. But they suffered, too, from a loss of credible traditions that had made life seem real and reality seem livable. Many works in "The Pictures Generation" exude a melancholy of clever artifice masking inexpressible emotion.
(Peter Schjeldahl, The New Yorker)

We may not have much to be proud of now, but at least it's not New York, ca. 1977. (Moscow, ca. 1977, incidentally, is another story.)